Hi, I'm Bertie. Today I had a piece of Broccoli stuck in my teeth. How is that possible? It's a long story.



I'm alergic to grains and so, I eat raw turkey with ground up vegtables.



So, I got some broccoli stuck in my teeth. My mom brushes my teeth and found the broccoli and got it out while I squirmed.



My breath is stinky, that's why I get tooth brushings. Other parts of me are stinky too. OOH, look a mouse, a sisal mouse. I love those. Throw it! Throw it!



I bring it back and then they throw it again... just like a dog.